A dull and uninspired film: Cocaine Bear

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Yes, gentlemen and ladies get your seatbelts on and expect a rollercoaster ride of insaneness! "Cocaine Bear" is an epic ride that is enjoyable in many different ways. This film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an humorous horror film that will be sure to make you scratch your head, or pondering whether the lifestyle choices are right for bears and drug traffickers.
Cocaine Bear When we first meet the beautiful Andrew C Thornton, played magnificently by Matthew Rhys, you know there's going be a wild journey. A smuggler of style elegance, grace and a knack for dumping his precious baggage in the most ominous locations. But little did he know of the possibility that he could without knowing it, create a legend for the century--the "Cocaine Bear!" Let go of what believe that you know about bears and their preference for food. This movie takes a daring view and states that once bears drink cocaine, they can't only have a good time, they transform into bloodthirsty monsters! Don't be a fool, Godzilla we have a new leader in town. And you can find him in a bear with penchant for powdered substances. Our cast of characters including the bumbling police and the criminals who are hapless, and innocent citizens who were unable to get through a bag of paper, will keep you stunned. Their collective incompetence truly is an amazing sight. If you're ever in need of some laughs think of investigators Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell working together to investigate an issue without shooting each other. Also, let's not forget our brave adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. These aren't the Olaf and Elsa in "Frozen." Two hikers are able to discover a treasure trove of Colombian deliciousness, and just before one can even hear "Bearzilla," they become one of the main targets for the Cocaine Bear's endless hunger. In reality, who would need one more Disney princess when there's an uncontrollable, aggressive bear to be found? The film strikes the perfect combination of horror and comedy and makes you smile once and then clutching you popcorn in fear next. Its body count grows faster than you can count the curls of your neck, which is why you'll want to cheer for every loss with great pleasure. This is the same as watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper. We'll now discuss that climactic showdown. Imagine the scene: a waterfall flowing in the background our most fearless clan consisting of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry looking to battle Henry, Dee Dee and Sari ready to take on Cocaine Bear. This is a battle of the ages, complete with explosives, roars from the bear, as well as enough white powder to bring Tony Montana to shame. In the exact moment you think that the bear has been killed then it's revived with a cocaine explosion! It's a resurgence of legendary proportions. It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have problems. Editing is as jittery as a caffeinated squirrel that leaves you scratching your heads and asking yourself if that film reel is actually used to serve as (blog post) scratching posts. But fear not, dear viewers, because the bear's CGI looks amazing. It is a show-stealing bear, even if members of the editing crew appeared to seem to be in a high-sugar state their own. The movie is a mixture of tension, double-crossings in addition to unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. When the show is over before you depart the theater with a smirk on your face, be sure to remember the reviewer's final advice: Avoid feeding bears anything, particularly not anything that contains drugs or hiking buddies. I guarantee it will not result in a happy ending for anyone. Then, go grab your popcorn, buckle it up so that you can be immersed in this wacky adventure called "Cocaine Bear." It's a one-of-a-kind cinematic experience that will leave you in stitches, pondering the true power of bears and their in-depth party possibility.